ASA COCO UNIVERSITY
Making Your Future Brighter
The only chemistry you need to know is how to produce our top of the line Asa Coco drug, touted by the Federal Dragon Association (FDA) as the best drug since the Internet. Undergraduates will also have a chance to minor in AsaMiko which conducts classes during the weekends.
Tired of losing thousands of dollars to Simping activities? Now you too can be extracting tons of Superchats and membership from Simps by learning how to manage and run your own Cabaret/ Brothels (Note: Host and hostesses are not provided by the faculty)
Storm your enemies headquarters and fight your way to acquire their wealth. This course would teach you everything you need to know in disciplines such as bare handed fighting, One Hit KO moves, and more. Weapons are provided and is paid for by your yearly resource tuition fees.
Sometimes, roughing up your enemies is not enough. That''s where psychological attacks comes in. This course allows underlings to develop theoretical knowledge and an understanding of psychological concepts, and apply this knowledge to abuse the shit out of your enemies.
It's not learning about asses, it's learning how to be an ass. Learn the customs and language of the organized crime world. Verbally assault your way to your top with vulgarities so obscene, social media sites will have no choice but to give you money to stay off their platform.
ABOUT CYBER CRIME
Shitposting and grifting doesn't pay the bills? Time to turn to it up a notch with ACU's Cyber Crime department. The Internet is a battleground and information warfare has always been a vital part of victory.
Our campus is large and Japanese style and there are no seniors or juniors here. We are able to freely study what we want; that's what I love most. The teachers are all stars of their gangs. I feel I'm living everyday to the fullest. Though, if your grades drop so does your fingers, so watch out.
If we're talking about ACU, it has to be their flashy school festivals. That's what made me enroll. I came to the festival when I was a highschooler with a friend and talked to a lot of peddlers. I saw how fierce the seniors were fighting, I knew this place was for me...
Teachers suddenly disappearing, being raided mid-class.. Those were the days.. I was prepared to react to any unforeseen circumstances during my four years at ACU. I used to be an underling that doesn't even know the meaning of tattoos and crest but now look how HIGH.. and mature I am all thanks to graduating from ACU.
Even though ACU was formed less than a month ago, here are some compelling numbers
we at ACU have compiled for prospective underlings.
Established in 2020 as the first university of Hololive, ACU offers courses in almost all academic disciplines at both undergraduate and graduate levels and conducts research across the full spectrum of organized crime. ACU aims to provide its underlings with a rich environment that ensures opportunities for both physical development and the acquisition of knowledge and skills. .
Our research facilities has produce top of the line Asa Coco products which sales are used
to fund our organized crime syndicate. ACU only produce industry leading products catering to our customer's needs.
ACU boast a diverse student body from all walks of life, from Fox and Sheep girls to even Devils and Angels.
Read about some positive things current and former students have to say about our curriculum.
ACU pride itself with it's highly rated and passionate faculty members who are motivated
by their monthly 50 injections of AsaCoco to bring the best education Simp's money can buy.
As long as you have the money and can write your own name,
ACU welcomes you to our ever expanding student body.
Still not sure if ACU is right for you? Well you can just f*ck off then. Everyone else who are interested in enrolling,
you can contact us through the following medium of communication.
ASA COCO UNIVERSITY